Three best things:

A little seed in good soil
A few cows in good grass
A few friends in tavern.....

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I feel sorry for everyone of you.........

- Not being alone doesn't mean your not lonely.
- I don't suffer from insanity, I love ever moment of it.
- Yesterday is history, Tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift, thats why it's called 'the present'.
- Growing old is mundane, Growing up is optional.
- I didn't fail, I just found 10,000 ways that doesn't work.
- If you think nobody cares, just try and miss a few payments.


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I like to call people on crap that I don't like. Like we have this really stupid firefighter and he's bad for morale, so I pick apart his life strategies all the time when he's flapping his lip.

And there's this other guy who's a freakin' idiot who comes around a lot that I can't stand due to his lifestyle and clothes and attitude, so I find ways to tongue-in-cheek insult him all the time or call him an idiot. I'm sorry, but he is.

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In 975CE, while Haakon Siggurdson was in Denmark, Danish King Harald Bluetooth forced baptism upon Haakon and assigned him missionaries to take to Norway to Christianize the country. When the winds allowed Haakon to sail, he sent them slogging through the surf in shame back to their king and broke all allegiance with Harald, returning to his country and his own gods.

Haakon was defiant until his end in 995, when in hiding, he was killed by his slave, tempted by money from the new Christian King Olaf the Butcher, who turned on his word and killed the slave.

If only today we could be as bold.......

Do you feel pleasure in inflicting pain unto others?

Do you feel pleasure in inflicting pain unto others?

When I'm angry at myself, it feels good to hurt people. I like how people become angry and hateful towards me. It puts up my adrenaline and gives me a high. I dunno why, but it sometimes feels "good" to feel like shit. It's just like the feeling I get when I'm crying my eyes out. It may feel shitty, but at the same time it feels so fucking great, if that makes sense.

No, I don't always enjoy being mean to people. Most of the time, I like to make people feel good. Deep down inside, I'm a very kind person - almost too kind. It's strictly when I become down and angry at myself that I feel like inflicting pain towards others.

Is anyone else like this?

Please note that if I ever act irrational towards you, it'll likely be because I'm feeling shitty. To piss you off will make me feel good. It really sucks that I'm like this, but it's something I seemingly can't change.

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Summer Love

The sweet, rustic smell of the rain,

Fills my nose, my head, and my brain.

The springtime showers soak my dress,

And toes tingle with a grassy caress.

The beauty of this day is lost to me,

As the deaf man hears not the melody.

For all Nature's wonders seem so dim,

When I am here, standing next to him.....

A Sad Love Story...

One night a guy and girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it.
" Without your love, I would die."

lLOST LOVE .................

" Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself."

BEAUTIFUL LIFE....BEAUTIFUL WORLD...

MY,

DEAR FRIENDS....

THIS IS MY REQUEST OR MY SUGGESTION AS YOU TAKE-UP IT.

BUT I CAN DO ONLY A REQUEST. IT IS THAT PLEASE DON'T BE

HEARTED ANY BODY.

TRY THE SAME IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITH YOUR LAST BREATH....

AND THEN YOU WILL SEE THAT HOW HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL YOUR LIFE

AND WORLD TOO......

TANKS A LOT TO YOU ALL......

DILSHAD SAIFI........

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LOVE YOU SO MUCH....

" I Love you with the breath,

the smiles and the tears of all my life."

Dil.......

LOVE..........

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing."


DIL.............

Love is a beautiful bond, yet there are many who are pained in love. Unrequited emotions, being away from your partner or love lost causes the heart to ache. If you know of one, you can share motivational love poems with them. These thoughtful notes give one a new perspective of love and life. You feel being heard by an “invisible friend”. We have listed down one for you..... Can there be love and distance too Wish if lovers could only knew Fate at times stitches that space Love’s forlorn then, yet is that divine grace To the loving souls I say, keep loving well Love shall surpass time, for who can tell For pain is just a momentary silent visitor Live the pain, and be love’s Savior Look across the fields of yesterday now, and see…… For if you have loved one and felt unheard Never mind, as somewhere your voice was heard As you see the golden sun making its way You would know Love too isn’t far away! When its love, words express the best and when its words, Love Poems convey all that you feel........

DIL..............

I MISS YOU LOT...LOT...LOT...

I made this. It is sad. Get the Kleenexes, or puffs, or tissues, or whatever! (This happens in a universe parallel from all my other stories, but Dorski still exists!

Doris sat down, waiting for her true love to come back from his mission. She waited, and she saw three penguins walking down the sidewalk, all sobbing their friggin eyes out. They were also carrying a box. Then Skipper looked up at Doris's tank. "H-he's dead." He choked out. Her eyes got wide. "Rico?"

She asked. Skipper shook his head. They all set down the box. Rico walked up and cried some more.

Then basically her worst nightmare happened. Private walked up wailing too.

A tear escaped her eyes. Then many. They picked up the box and went to the HQ.

A few months later, Doris was sad and started to sing. "Sha la la la la, sha la la la la" she started to cry a little bit. "You used to call me your angel" She said swimming in a circular motion.

"Said I was sent straight down from heaven
And you'd hold me close in your arms
I thought of the way you felt so strong"

She sung hugging herself. " I never wanted you to leave
I wanted you to stay here holdin' me

I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow"

She was really crying now. "My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la
I miss you

You used to call me your dreamer
And now I'm livin' out my dream
Oh, how I wish you could see
Everything that's happenin' for me"

She was really sad now. "My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la
I miss you

I know you're in a better place yeah
But I wish that I could see your face, oh
I know you're where you need to be
Even though it's not here with me

I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow

My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la

I miss you, I miss your smile
And I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow

My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la
I miss you"

She looked up and it started to rain. "Please don't cry." She whispered.

OH MY GOD THAT WAS SAD TO ME! Anyways, don't worry, I just thought of that. He's not dead in my other stories!

दूरदर्शी ........

एक आदमी सोना तोलने के लिए सुनार के पास तराजू मांगने आया। सुनार ने कहा, ‘‘मियाँ, अपना रास्ता लो। मेरे पास छलनी नहीं है।’’ उसने कहा, ‘‘मजाक न कर, भाई, मुझे तराजू चाहिए।’’सुनार ने कहा, ‘‘मेरी दुकान में झाडू नहीं हैं।’’ उसने कहा, ‘‘मसखरी को छोड़, मै तराजू मांगने आया हूँ, वह दे दे और बहरा बन कर ऊटपटांग बातें न कर।’’सुनार ने जवाब दिया, ‘‘हजरत, मैंने तुम्हारी बात सुन ली थी, मैं बहरा नहीं हूँ। तुम यह न समझो कि मैं गोलमाल कर रहा हूँ। तुम बूढ़े आदमी सुखकर काँटा हो रहे हो। सारा शरीर काँपता हैं। तुम्हारा सोना भी कुछ बुरादा है और कुछ चूरा है। इसलिए तौलते समय तुम्हारा हाथ काँपेगा और सोना गिर पड़ेगा तो तुम फिर आओगे कि भाई, जरा झाड़ू तो देना ताकि मैं सोना इकट्ठा कर लूं और जब बुहार कर मिट्टी और सोना इकट्ठा कर लोगे तो फिर कहोगे कि मुझे छलनी चाहिए, ताकि ख़ाक को छानकर सोना अलग कर सको। हमारी दुकान में छलनी कहां? मैंने पहले ही तुम्हारे काम के अन्तिम परिणाम को देखकर दूरदर्शिता से कहा था कि तुम कहीं दूसरी जगह से तराजू मांग लो।’’

""""जो मनुष्य केवल काम के प्रारम्भ को देखता है, वह अन्धा है। जो परिणाम को ध्यान में रखे, वह बुद्धिमान है। जो मनुष्य आगे होने वाली बात को पहले ही से सोच लेता है, उसे अन्त में लज्जित नहीं होना पड़ता।"""

समाधान

एक बूढा व्यक्ति था। उसकी दो बेटियां थीं। उनमें से एक का विवाह एक कुम्हार से हुआ और दूसरी का एक किसान के साथ।
एक बार पिता अपनी दोनों पुत्रियों से मिलने गया। पहली बेटी से हालचाल पूछा तो उसने कहा कि इस बार हमने बहुत परिश्रम किया है और बहुत सामान बनाया है। बस यदि वर्षा न आए तो हमारा कारोबार खूब चलेगा।
बेटी ने पिता से आग्रह किया कि वो भी प्रार्थना करे कि बारिश न हो।
फिर पिता दूसरी बेटी से मिला जिसका पति किसान था। उससे हालचाल पूछा तो उसने कहा कि इस बार बहुत परिश्रम किया है और बहुत फसल उगाई है परन्तु वर्षा नहीं हुई है। यदि अच्छी बरसात हो जाए तो खूब फसल होगी। उसने पिता से आग्रह किया कि वो प्रार्थना करे कि खूब बारिश हो।
एक बेटी का आग्रह था कि पिता वर्षा न होने की प्रार्थना करे और दूसरी का इसके विपरीत कि बरसात न हो। पिता बडी उलझन में पड गया। एक के लिए प्रार्थना करे तो दूसरी का नुक्सान। समाधान क्या हो ?
पिता ने बहुत सोचा और पुनः अपनी पुत्रियों से मिला। उसने बडी बेटी को समझाया कि यदि इस बार वर्षा नहीं हुई तो तुम अपने लाभ का आधा हिस्सा अपनी छोटी बहन को देना। और छोटी बेटी को मिलकर समझाया कि यदि इस बार खूब वर्षा हुई तो तुम अपने लाभ का आधा हिस्सा अपनी बडी

बहन को देना............।

Dil..............

[DILSHAD SAIFI]

उलझन ........

‘ए फॉर एप्पल, बी फॉर बैट’ एक देसी बच्चा अँग्रेजी पढ़ रहा था। यह पढ़ाई अपने देश भारत में पढ़ाई जा रही थी।

‘ए फार अर्जुन – बी फार बलराम’ एक भारतीय संस्था में एक भारतीय बच्चे को विदेश में अँग्रेजी पढ़ाई जा रही थी।

अपने देश में विदेशी ढंग से और विदेश में देसी ढंग से। अपने देश में, ‘ए फॉर अर्जुन, बी फॉर बलराम’ क्यों नहीं होता? मैं उलझन में पड़ गया।

मैं सोचने लगा अगर अँग्रेजी हमारी जरूरत ही है तो

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‘ए फार अर्जुन – बी फार बलराम’ ही क्यों न पढ़ा जाए?

Dil .......................

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